....comments starting "you're the only person who..."
...such as:
"...has ever identified my instrument as a Lute, based on the shape of the case."
"...has ever asked for extra capers on their bagel with lox."
"...has ever guessed the meaning of my personalized license plate, KAR120C."
"...has ever scored 100% on my homebuilt VR lightsaber simulator."
"...has ever tied a bowline in less than a second."
...etc.
/selfaggrandizement
